Collins College needs a new department head for their science department, so Doctors Carter and Zorch consult Thinko, the campus computer, and come up with Dr. Mathilda West, who has degrees in lots of things, but turns out to be disruptively attractive as well. Meanwhile, two thugs search for Thinko thinking he's a bookie, the captain of the football team is having trouble not passing out in fron...
Mamie Van Doren
Dr. Mathilda West, aka Tassels Monclair
Dr. Myrtle Carter