To test its top-secret Human Hibernation Project, the Pentagon picks the most average Americans it can find - an Army private and a prostitute - and sends them to the year 2505 after a series of freak events. But when they arrive, they find a civilization so dumbed-down that they're the smartest people around.
Cpl. "Average Joe" Bauers/"Not Sure"
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
Anthony 'Citric' Campos
Secretary of Defense
Secretary of State